Obligatory Warning Label

We know this is the dry, boring part, but you know how it goes in the world of commerce. Lizards use only the finest ingredients in our products; however, if a skin irritation develops please discontinue use of the product that gave you the irritation. Only makes sense, huh!? If you have discontinued use of the product and the irritation continues: 1) It most likely isn't the Lizard product causing the irritation; and 2) You might need to visit your doctor. Also, while it seems unnecessary to have to say, please only use Lizard products externally. We rub the little lizards with all of our products and even multiple products at the same time to monitor the effects.  Our findings include extraordinarily soft, smooth, wrinkle free skin; however, please be careful with the vanishing cream as it works better than we ever imagined. Thank you for your time and support.

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The Lead Lizard