Leapin' lizards! Your command is our wish.

It is now your turn to be the Lizard that leads us. It is common knowledge that Lizards are a most clever species, and we have tried to fashion the most popular soaps and lubes for our clients. However, with over 8,453,721,007 combinations of shapes, sizes and scents of soaps and lubes available to mankind, we would like your help in choosing the combinations that you like best.  There are many ways to help the Lizards, but we recommend these three:

1. Please e-mail us with a soap idea consisting of: size, shape, scent, color and a refreshing new name for your combo.

2. Please e-mail us with a list of skin complaints suffered by your dearest friends and family (your skin, of course, is perfect). Ailments might include: dry skin, oily skin, lizard skin, acne, discolored skin commonly referred to as chameleon skin, liver spots, lizard spots, etc. We will use this scientific research study to develop strategic plans for future product development (or something equally as clever-sounding).

3. Please e-mail us with a wish list of soap- and lube-wanna-bes. For example: soaps to be used in the tub, by the sink, in the shower, by the cement pond, by yourself, with a neighbor, soaps that might help you concentrate, sleep better, relax, irradiate or stimulate.

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